I need help removing her.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
please don't ironically join a cult
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