getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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