i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
wow bdsm is so cute
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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