I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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