i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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