My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
high people should be assigned attendants
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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