Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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