Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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