Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Even my vagina gasped.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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