if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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