...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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