the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
