you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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