I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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