stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
love makes seman taste better
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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