I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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