I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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