He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
