If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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