It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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