just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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