New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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