i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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