Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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