it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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