At least make sure they are 18
Why
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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