Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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