Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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