Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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