Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I think my fart just growled at me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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