Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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