you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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