doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
