just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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