U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
How external is "for external use only"?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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