Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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