Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I want a musical about memes.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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