Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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