spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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