...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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