When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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