I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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