i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just want nice things and good sex
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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