its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My bed smells like the plague
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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