so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can i not drive my cunt home
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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