Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
So many bounce houses so little time
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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