well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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