Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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