4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I have post one night stand depression
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