Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
